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Nascar Bill
 Post subject: Tiger "Cheetah" Woods
PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:45 pm 
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Post your Tiger jokes here...you had to have heard some by now.

What is the difference between Tiger and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's
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 Post subject: Re: Tiger "Cheetah" Woods
PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 4:09 pm 
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What's the difference between a golf ball and an escalade?

Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 yards.



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 Post subject: Re: Tiger "Cheetah" Woods
PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 4:49 pm 
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its the last day of school and the teacher says if you can answer 1 of these questions correctly you can start your christmas vacation early.

little johnny is really excited, he knows he is smarter than all the other kids.

Teacher: "Who said "Four score and seven years ago" Mary quickly says Abraham lincoln, Teacher says "very good mary you may go" johnny gets upset,

Teacher: Who said " I have a dream" Jenny quickly answers Martin Luther King, Teacher says "very good Jenny you may go" johnny gets even more mad

Teacher: Who said " Ask not what your country can do for you" Susie quickly answers JFK Teacher says "very good susie you may go" johnny is boiling mad and says " I wish these bitches would shut the hell up" Teacher turns around and says "Who said that?" johnny stands up and says "Tiger Woods" and have a merry christmas

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger "Cheetah" Woods
PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:22 am 
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lol...nice one Mo.

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger "Cheetah" Woods
PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:36 pm 
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http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009 ... o-game.swf

Tiger Woods Game

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JeeMoney24
 Post subject: Re: Tiger "Cheetah" Woods
PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:37 pm 
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Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They are said to be named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with."

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger "Cheetah" Woods
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What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing up at 2:30 in the morning? They went clubbing

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JeeMoney24
 Post subject: Re: Tiger "Cheetah" Woods
PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:39 pm 
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Since Tiger drives an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger "Cheetah" Woods
PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:41 pm 
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When Tiger pulled out of his driveway, he hit a fire hydrant and a tree. He said he couldn't decide between a wood and an iron...... :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger "Cheetah" Woods
PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:04 pm 
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GlavinChris wrote:
What's the difference between a golf ball and an escalade?

Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 yards.



-The Glavin

Glav I love this one, but what do you think about revising it to make it your own. For instance..."whats the distance between a golf ball and an Escalade?"
Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 yards without hitting a tree! What do you think?

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